...your purse is so heavy that when you sit it on the front seat next to you, the "passenger side air bag off" light comes on because your car thinks it's a small child?
...you receive an advertising letter in the mail admonishing you to "Act Your Age" and welcoming you to "the magazine for women over 40 who love to act their age" and you're only 32.
...you start determining which children's birthday parties your child will attend by how the invitation looks and if it's printed or if the details were just written in the spaces provided.
...you discover that the song you've been humming in your head all day is "Do You Know the Muffin Man?"
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1. A .40 caliber semiautomatic smith & wesson weighs more than i thought.
2. You need to take the Lakota out for a spin.
3. Too easy. I'll skip this one.
4. You just watched Shrek
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