-Everywhere you go, in every store or public place, people look at you like you are a freak of nature - like how does her stomach do that? Or how does she manage to stay upright?
-There really isn't a comfortable position to sit in or lie in or be in.
-People start randomly coming up to you with their own version of your due date. For example, today the receptionist who sits behind a glass window at the church where I take OBB for music class yells out to me "You're due in like a week, right?"
-Trying to paint your toe nails is an exercise in futility.
-The lady handing you your son's Happy Meal at the McDonald's drive through asks you when you're having that baby. (a.k.a. you're so big, they can see it through the drive through window!)
-The baby is so big that when she moves, it actually hurts.
-Eveytime you call your mother, you must first assure her it has nothing to do with going into labor before the conversation can begin.
-You stop trying to wear clothes that match and simply go with clothes that fit.
-People end their conversations with you by saying "if you make it till then" For example, "I'll see you next week at church, if you make it till then." or "I'll see you Tuesday at the park, if you make it till then."
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