-Every morning you need to go through 3 - 4 outfits before finding something that makes you look pregnant and not just fat.
-Men stare at your stomach wondering if you're pregnant or if you just had a really big lunch (such as the pest control man who came to my house this week).
-By the end of the day, your lower back feels like someone has their foot on it.
-Your old friends Heartburn and Charlie Horse reappear.
-It's not if you'll get up in the middle of the night to run to the bathroom. It's how many times you'll get up.
-People either tell you that you're "looking really pregnant...could it be twins?" or "I don't think you look pregnant at all" and you're not sure which is worse.
-A back rub can set everything right in your world again.
-Eating is a contact sport - as in you're in contact with everything you can get your hands on.
-You try your hardest to appear just as atonished as the doctor is at your weight gain each month (when you're secretly shocked it's not more).
-Your bed has been overrun with pillows of every shape and size in an effort to provide some peaceful slumber at night.
-You only have 4 days until the big ultrasound and you're praying that your little one cooperates so you can start buying pink or blue.
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2 comments:
it's amazing how quickly i've forgotten all of those amazing features of pregnancy. Thanks for the reminder. :)
I can't wait to hear if it's pink or blue! You need to post a picture of yourself, I'm sure you're adorable as usual!
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