Friday, May 16, 2008

It's a sure bet you're five months pregnant when...

-Every morning you need to go through 3 - 4 outfits before finding something that makes you look pregnant and not just fat.

-Men stare at your stomach wondering if you're pregnant or if you just had a really big lunch (such as the pest control man who came to my house this week).

-By the end of the day, your lower back feels like someone has their foot on it.

-Your old friends Heartburn and Charlie Horse reappear.

-It's not if you'll get up in the middle of the night to run to the bathroom. It's how many times you'll get up.

-People either tell you that you're "looking really pregnant...could it be twins?" or "I don't think you look pregnant at all" and you're not sure which is worse.

-A back rub can set everything right in your world again.

-Eating is a contact sport - as in you're in contact with everything you can get your hands on.

-You try your hardest to appear just as atonished as the doctor is at your weight gain each month (when you're secretly shocked it's not more).

-Your bed has been overrun with pillows of every shape and size in an effort to provide some peaceful slumber at night.

-You only have 4 days until the big ultrasound and you're praying that your little one cooperates so you can start buying pink or blue.

2 comments:

Evelyn & Floyd said...

it's amazing how quickly i've forgotten all of those amazing features of pregnancy. Thanks for the reminder. :)

Nhmommaof5 said...

I can't wait to hear if it's pink or blue! You need to post a picture of yourself, I'm sure you're adorable as usual!